Great Pick-Up Lines

andy

How about...quot;Are you legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.quot;

or

quot;If I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!quot;

What you got?  

That's all crap VM. Especially if she's cute then she's heard whatever we can think of already. I find being real and not letting her (or her friends) see that you checking her out gets you pretty far.

Lick your finger and then touch her.  Say:  quot;How about getting out of those wet clothes....quot;

quot;If I am willing to spend $700 on a Grey Hulk PF, imagine what I am willing to spend on you!quot;

My chrome Bucky isnt that only thing that needs to be polished.

i like to rub my fat belly and say quot; hey baby at midnight all this turns into penisquot;

i told an irish girl quot; lets go back to my place and river dance. not much happens up top but down below we'll be going crazyquot;

Here's one for Deathlok: Hey babe, want to double your wardrobe?  
Hey babe, I dont put it in many places, but for you....


Originally Posted by Wolverine1Lick your finger and then touch her.  Say:  quot;How about getting out of those wet clothes....quot;
bwahahahaha! LOL...no wonder you get slapped!  she's probably like...quot;ewww, don't touch me....quot;

So do you come here often?

So much fun to use that at wierd places like a 7/11 or taco bell.