Ideas for Home Defense

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I got into a discussion last night with my wife.  In hearing about the terrible events at Jesse's, I brought up this old idea I had.

I told my wife I wanted to install some quot;doomsday devicesquot; in the home for filthy home invaders.  Stuff like: a swinging blade that falls from the ceiling if a door is opened, setting off a silent alarm, and cutting the bastards in halfa pit (with trapdoor) with spikes at the bottomand of course, a guillotine that would fall and chop the hands/head off of any bastard climbing though my windows!Now my wife, the attorney, tells me this would be illegal!  WTF?  HOW?  You have the right to shoot someone if they enter the home, why couldnt I use my doomsday devices?  

So we got into this long argument - and she thinks I'm a nut...

Whats wrong with these ideas?

Don't forget blow darts, and a rolling boulder if they lift up vauables!

Seriously though, if you're allowed to shoot someone in your home, could you set up a tripwire attached to a 12 guage, surely it's the same thing.

Flying Monkeys to patrol your home and they would need to be skilled in the use of axes to effectively mutilate anyone that tried to enter your home


Originally Posted by JustinFlying Monkeys to patrol your home and they would need to be skilled in the use of axes to effectively mutilate anyone that tried to enter your home
I would think this would be the way to go

A gun is the best way to go just make sure if you kill the guy he`s armed.
A stun gun or taser works great also and then you can rob him before you get rid of him uh I mean call the boys and girls in blue.


Originally Posted by lord odinA gun is the best way to go just make sure if you kill the guy he`s armed.
A stun gun or taser works great also and then you can rob him before you get rid of him uh I mean call the boys and girls in blue.
The FBI or Kremlin should really check Odin out...lol

In our state, you can't shoot an intruder unless you or your loved ones are in physical danger...protecting your property isn't enough...

If some ahole breaks into your home and is stealing your stuff...you'd better see a weapon (or have one to quot;loanquot; him) before you shoot...otherwise you'd be arrested and charged with assault...

effed up IMHO...

Yep.  As I understand it, if someone breaks into your home, falls down the stairs and breaks their leg, then they can sue you over it.

I say we just take off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

For that matter, if the intruder slips on your front porch and breaks his ankle because your kids left their toys on the porch, he can sue you for negligence and win...


Originally Posted by Alex655321I would think this would be the way to go
Mate i know when i was a kid i was terrified of those bloody flying monkeys when i watched Wizard of Oz!!